I looked like Nancy Kerrigan after Tanya was done with her


Now this freaking water world has frozen and there is about 15inches of snow on everything, expect where they have plowed / shoveled. Now I have to walk up a will resembling the ones in San Francisco every day (because the bus can’t make it up them, something about people being to heavy here) well this hill gets the snow cleaned away. This means that we can walk directly on the vicious ice that has frozen below the snow. This create a problem for me, I am walking down the hill this morning and “hand of god” almost fall flat on my ass three times. I am walking like an old woman with a walker but still I hit a patch of ice and BAM you whole body tenses and you try and regain control before you bite it. I probably pulled at least three muscles in my body just trying to save myself from falling. I keep throwing my hand up in the spilling hot tea on myself, I’m a freaking mess. I looked like Nancy Kerrigan after Tanya beat the crap out her. People think I am “SPECIAL” I am sure they are following me and waiting with their cameras at the ready to record me in my graceful state. Finally I made it down that damn hill without doing an ass plant. I go to the gym and walk to the bus stop when I get done, yep again I do it again I am going to fall one of these times and i just hope nobody is taping it. UGH

This Friday I will be purchasing some yak tracks to protect myself form and undo humiliation.

“Tip It ” – Maggie Griffin



First Friday is an event in Juneau where on the first Friday of every month all the art gallery owners stay open later and let the citizens of Juneau come through there shops . The best part about this is that they serve little chesses , veggies , Chocolate and in some cases WINE . Now I don’t want to give everyone the impression that my friends and I are alcoholics , but we were on the hunt , like Cruela De Vil looking for puppies we wanted WINE. Normally we are not as drinky drinky but I mean come on it was free we had to make the rounds and get a few glasses. If store owners were giving out free alcohol then we were going to take advantage of it and now feel guilty about it . The First two places had some beautiful art and some nice snacks but alas no wine . Place three was a garden themed art gallery ( OMG lots of art gallery’s in Juneau ) and what is that to my surprise Wine . We all seven go flocking to the back where the wine is unattended at the back table whoo hooo . We quickly pour our selves rather large glasses before the shop owner can get to us and reclaim her bottle . We mosey around the shop for a couple seconds and bounce faster than Lindsay Lohans last rehab stint. Whew mission complete we have had some free wine , now I know it was only a glass but I think the fact that it was free makes it taste better because I am feeling a bit fine and fancy . We wander around for while and are unable to find any more wine. Finally our group is in desperate need of more wine so we go to the local liquor store and purchase more ( in handy little juice box containers) . All seven of us are trolling the streets carrying our juice box container wine ( Maggie Griffin would be Proud) . After some difficulty we decide on getting some pizza for dinner and go eat out on the dock under an awning listening to the rain pound down. it’s a great night and I believe we are all ready for bed , we have had a few “glasses” of wine and some pizza . Wow I cant believe Its only Seven thirty , maybe next month we should pace ourselves a bit more.

Cloudy with a Chance of Rain


OMG all it does is rain in this damn town I mean really why, why does it have is constantly raining. It’s because it’s a freaking rainforest, Yeah a cold ass rainforest. I am debating whether moving here was a logical decision I don’t know . The other day I was wearing a puffy vest and it was filled with water, I mean its scary rain; Roland Emmerich kind of rain. Well here is some information on Rain in Juneau and then some information about the rainforest I am Currently living in J

Average Rainfall for Juneau

 

Month Precipitation
Jan 4.81in.
Feb 4.02in.
Mar 3.51in.
Apr 2.96in.
May 3.48in.
Jun 3.36in.
Jul 4.14in.
Aug 5.37in.
Sept 7.54in.
Oct 8.30in.
Nov 5.43in.
Dec 5.41in.

The driest month in Juneau is April with 2.96 inches of precipitation, and with 8.30 inches October is the wettest month.

Rain, Rain and More Rain

by Robert Kanan, WCM (RET), Weather Forecast Office, Juneau, AK


A record precipitation total of 85.06 inches was observed at Juneau International Airport during l991. However, the airport is located at one of the driest places in the greater Juneau area. So, how wet was the rest of Juneau?

To answer that question, it is necessary to take a brief look at what causes rain in our mid-latitude rain forest.

The most important prerequisite is availability of moisture. The Gulf of Alaska has been called the graveyard of North Pacific storms since so many come to rest in the gulf after a long journey across the Pacific Ocean. These maritime low pressure centers often gather warm moist air from tropical latitudes and carry it along in the prevailing westerly winds.

That moisture is then pushed onshore over the rim of the gulf. Except for short periods of cold arctic outflows from Northwest Canada, all of Southeast Alaska has a maritime climate. Overall, there is abundant moisture available.

The other prerequisite for rain is a lifting mechanism to raise the moist air to cool it enough to condense into precipitation. Weather fronts associated with these North Pacific lows cause strong upward motion. Our fall and winter storms are a good example of frontal induced rains.

Instability, when cold air aloft allows the warmer air below to rise, is another main lifting mechanism. Heavy showers after a front moves through the area and our summer showers, including the very infrequent thundershowers, are the result of that instability.

However, the one lifting mechanism that is constant and is available year-round is orographic lifting. The steep terrain of Southeast Alaska forces any onshore flow to rise. The Fairweather Range is the steepest rise from tidewater anywhere in the world. The elevation rises from sea level to 15,000 feet in only a dozen miles. Steep terrain abounds, at lesser heights, throughout Southeast.

Precipitation over this steep terrain, mostly in the form of snow, is the source of the Juneau Icefield, as well as several of the largest glaciers in North America. During weak onshore flow, these mountain barriers are the primary lifting mechanism.

Any onshore flow is likely to produce precipitation in the Panhandle. Much of our rainfall occurs at a relatively high atmospheric pressure. This is often due to high pressure building over the eastern Gulf of Alaska, which gives an onshore component to the wind. In general, high pressure building from the south through west means wet weather for Southeast Alaska.

This is the opposite of the continental climate of much of the Lower 48 states, where high pressure usually means a drying, clearing trend. So don’t be surprised if it is raining when your home barometer is in the high pressure part of the scale, which is often marked, “fair.”

In wet years Juneau has more than 250 days of precipitation. Only 3 percent of these rainy days produce more than an inch at the airport. This means that Juneau has many light precipitation events in which terrain provides the main lifting and defines the precipitation pattern.

Cooperative observers have provided the National Weather Service with precipitation observations around the Juneau area. A limited number of 15 locations and a data record that varies from as little as two years to more than 10 years exists. This small sample is best converted to a percentage for matching years at the airport. This allows a good estimate of the average precipitation pattern around the Juneau area.

Almost all the residents of Juneau live below 500 feet of elevation, so this is where the observations were taken. The increase in precipitation with elevation is several times greater than any horizontal difference. One summer, rain at about 2,500 feet above sea level on the ridge east of Mount Juneau was more than 300 percent more than downtown Juneau. This very large increase with elevation is probably representative throughout the Juneau area. Caution should be used in applying the precipitation maps close to the steepest slopes.
Compared to Downtown and the valley, North Douglas and Auke Bay are relatively dry.

Looking at Map No.1, the most noticeable feature is the large minimum that includes the airport and extends over much of the Mendenhall delta, the tip of North Douglas Island and all of Auke Bay. This relatively dry area is due to the distance from steep terrain and the result of the spreading out of the wind blowing up Gastineau Channel. Vertical lifting is least enhanced over this area. It should be noted that the main Indian settlement in the Juneau area was located on the north shore of Auke Bay in a very dry area.

The wettest place in Juneau is the “rain belt,” encompassing both sides of Gastineau Channel from approximately Sheep Creek extending north to Salmon Creek and including downtown. Average precipitation in the rain belt is 50 to 65 percent greater than the airport. In 1991, that translated into almost 130 inches of liquid sunshine in West Juneau.

There are three main reasons for the rain belt. First, any southerly flow in Gastineau Channel is squeezed and forced up as the channel narrows because of the protruding terrain along Salisbury Ridge, Mount Roberts and Mount Juneau.

Secondly, the rain belt is bounded by very steep terrain. Lastly, the lifting of the onshore flow over the mountains on Douglas Island produces a spillover effect as precipitation in the higher elevations moves over Gastineau Channel.

Many Juneau residents perceive the Mendenhall Valley to be a relatively dry area. This may be due to the easy-to-remember sunny afternoons when it is still raining in town. Actually, most of the valley is quite wet and is a close second to the rain belt with nearly 50 percent more precipitation than the airport.

It is wet because the valley is narrow and few places are very far from steep terrain. The valley also faces any onshore flow like a large funnel. Heintzleman Ridge (Thunder Mountain) is another choke point in the flow up Gastineau Channel and lifting over the ridge may add spillover rain into the valley. Heintzleman Ridge is also a preferred area for summer showers due to heating along its slopes. For similar reasons, the Lemon Creek area is another wet location.
Note the sharp increase in average snowfall North of Auke Bay.

Greater snowfall over the mountains surrounding Juneau is highly visible. The pattern of snowfall near sea level is quite different from the total precipitation pattern. Referring to Map No. 2, the most noticeable feature is the sharp increase in snow north of Auke Bay.

Driving out the road one can see the increase in snow, which on average is more than 50 percent greater than the airport. The main reason for more snow in this area, which otherwise is drier than the rain belt or the valley, is cold air. When cold air invades the Juneau area, Lynn Canal is usually the last place the warm maritime air reaches to change the snow to rain. There is more snow north of Auke Bay simply because the duration of snow is longer.

Snow duration is also longer in the Mendenhall Valley due to cold air drainage from the glacier and the snow cover tends to persist longer than at the airport.

There is another snowfall maximum just north of the rain belt along the North Douglas Highway. The increase in amount of snow along the road during a normal winter is quite apparent as one drives north from the Douglas Bridge toward the Eaglecrest Ski Area. More snow in this area is due to a bit longer duration of snowfall compared to downtown and the rest of the rain belt. Spillover effects over the mountains on Douglas Island also enhance snowfall. In addition, the sun is blocked by the mountains for much of the winter, so local cold air drainage from snow covered hillsides prevails.

While downtown Juneau is much wetter overall than the airport, the snowfall there is equal to the airport. The snowfall minimum is south of downtown close to the water’s edge. This is due primarily to the shorter duration of snow events: The warming of a southerly flow up the channel takes place sooner, and changes snow to rain. This is in contrast to the delay of hours north of downtown, and even days later north of the airport, before the snow becomes rain.

The variability of precipitation around Juneau can be explained in terms of the complex and steep terrain. By converting a limited data base in the Juneau area to a percentage of airport precipitation, we have a useful estimate of the pattern throughout the Juneau area. Using this percentage difference scheme, it would be valid to compare the longer term averages, such as multi-year totals near sea level, to any of the available airport data back to 1943. One can also use these maps to estimate precipitation amounts in any given area knowing the corresponding airport total.

Some info on the Rainforest

The Temperate Rainforest:
You may be surprised to learn that Alaska is home to a very rare ecosystem: the temperate rainforest. The Alaskan rainforest contains some 22.5 million acres of ancient growth, including 1000-year-old trees, and a diverse mixture of wildlife. It is the largest temperate rainforest in the world. Located in the Tongass and Chugach National Parks, this temperate rainforest captures both the wild nature of the primeval forest and a true sense of the value of our planet. Both forests have become featured locations of Alaskan tourism in recent years. Unlike most other states, Alaska does not have plants like poison ivy or poison oak.

The Tongass National Forest:
Everything-or so it seems-in the 49th state is bigger than in the Lower 48, national forests included. The biggest of the big is Tongass National Forest, which encompasses roughly 17 million acres and extends 500 miles northward along the Pacific coastline from the Alaska-Canada border. As a matter of scale, consider that the largest national forest outside of Alaska (Nevada’s Toiyabe) weighs in at 4 million acres.

The Tongass’ terrain varies from coastal rain forests to volcanic uplands, from glacial fjords to tundra meadows. Wide stream valleys carved by glaciers slice through dense forests, and the forest’s tall snow-capped mountain ranges count some of the highest peaks in North America.

Often called “the forest of islands,” the Tongass is in many locations only accessible by air or boat, via a route known as the Inside Passage. The Tongass is also characterized by its lush rainforest of gigantic western hemlock and Sitka spruce. A wet, maritime climate ensures that most areas of the Tongass are doused with anywhere from 8 to 13 or more feet of rainfall a year. Prime growing conditions for the world’s largest temperate rainforest means that visitors to the forest should invest in good raingear before arriving

Life in Juneau


Life in Juneau, OMG well its rains like a mother up here, every single day for at least 20 hours it rains. I don’t mean like a nice little drizzle I mean like on the deck with John C. Reilly in the Prefect Storm kind of rain. So I need to go out and buy some protection against this type of weather because apparently they don’t even have any seasons just the wet one. All of the locals in Juneau are outfitted with rain coast and such; basically everyone looks like a giant condom. I have purchased Rain pants; yeah they exist, lucked out because I was able to fit into a child’s large whoo hoo for short people. Have bought the Boots and they were a bit expensive but they are pretty BA. Now I just have to buy a coat and then I will be outfitted.

Friends , well I have a group of girls that I am in constant contact with , lil Coco , Nicole, Emily and The Russian : ) Now we have done some stuff and gotten to hang out some . For the most part I really enjoy the girls and we have had some fun so far I hope we can continue to hang out. I hope they all don’t learn to hate me after a few months ahahah.
Food, well the food situation in Juneau leaves much to be hoped for; I am currently living on ramen noodles, Mac and Cheese, Tuna and Oatmeal. I can’t get food stamps because I own a car and they don’t like to reward you with food stamps when you own your own vehicle. So basically I am going to have to pay for all of my own substance for the next eleven months. (I may set up a feed Andrew fund)

Living whew this has been an ordeal , I cannot seem to ever get internet at my home , I don’t know why or how but I don’t think I will be ever able to get it , Im thinking about climbing over to the neighbors windows and stealing their internet just so I can watch TV.
Creepy people, whew do they flock to Juneau like butterflies to México. Mirri and I were standing at the bus station waiting for the bus when a man “clearly a vagabond” walks by. He not only looks at us but stares and I mean like he is trying to start us on fire. All the people at the station are like WTF , once he got out of earshot I said “ what was that dudes deal omg”, which made everyone laugh but I mean this guy was like big time creeper. Not ten seconds later did another man with a hefty bag on walks by and gives us another nasty look. I don’t know why these people are staring at us I mean we were not pointing or laughing or even talking there was no reason for this kind of eye raping . I don’t know about some of the people here in Juneau, maybe they just weird cruise ship Passengers. : )
Well Alaska is beautiful and I am glad I have moved here I hope that I will get to do some amazing things while I am here, I know there will be lots of hiking and climbing and rowing but I think that might be up to the challenge

Crab Cooker


I was at work today and my boss was given a bag of crabs, apparently this is normal in Alaska ahaha (not in Michigan). None the less she decided to share her craps : ) Now I don’t know if it’s just me or not but I was unaware on how to properly eat and cook the crab , I mean I have had crab before but it was like from Red Lobster and I did not actually have to work on it . She informed me after and bit of giggling that you just have to boil it.

Once I get home I am very excited about my new cooking education CRABS, I get out a kettle and put some water to boil. Then I open the bag , again maybe just me but when I got crab from Red Lobster there was not Seaweed growing on it , I mean these things look like they had green afros , I start scrubbing them because I can’t eat seaweed. During my crab scrubbing I encounter a barnacle ROLF, there is a freaking Barnacle growing on my crab OMG it’s so nasty. I have to get a knife and pry the thing off ROLF. At this point I am contemplating throwing it all away because I am kind of just really grossed out. But I figure I have eaten much worse so I throw them into the hot water and prepare some mantiquilla to dip them into. I finally decided that I have probably waited long enough and that they should be warmed up now, I pull them out and they smell glorious. I am getting so excited to start a train up on these crabs. I attempted to break them open to get to some of the beautiful meat. I can’t , I strain and grunt , use a fork , knife , I can’t get them to break it’s like a Dinosaur bone it won’t break at all . Finally I put it on the table and punch it. BAM I’ve got crab now , I have to punch and smash all of the crab open , I am sure the neighbors thought it was a Wrestling match going on in my room , nope juts me eating some AMAZING CRAB .

Juneau


Omg I am in Alaska now I have spent 14 hours in route and I am now in Juneau Alaska. I had to sleep in Anchorage for 6 and half hours by the departure doors where the snow plow kept opening the door and letting cold air in. I had to listen to a crazy lady talk to the squirrels in her hair in Denver and I scared everyone on the planes with my bronchitis cough ahahahah . Just so everyone know the Juneau airport is no bigger than the Sears in Adrian , Mi Omg it was like going to fall apart at any second . I was met by lovely Michelle at the airport and she drove me to my home, while giving me some much needed history of Juneau. I got to see a glacier WHOOO HOOO. I got settled into my place a bit and made the walk across the bridge to go the grocery store about twenty min walk not bad. I bought some groceries and then headed home. I was ready for bed but of course it was only 12.30 I muscled my way through the day and went to bed at 7.30 ahahahah Tomorrow I start work at United way I am So excited to meet my new coworkers.

The Island of Misfit Toys


So I believe I have just signed on to move to the island of misfit toys . I am moving to Juneau Alaska at the end of the month ??????????????????????????????????????????????????? WTF

Yeah I have signed on to Americorp , I will be living and working in Juneau. I am working for United way .
I cant believe I am going to do this its going to be Crazy , I have like 30 days to get enough shit together to last me 11 months UGH . So I am thinking about going back to being half bulimic like Mexico cause that’s how I like to deal with stress. Maybe by time I get there I will have lost some weight . I am excited and nervous, I just don’t want to balloon out and become some fat Eskimo by the end of my year there .

Ill keep everything update on progress .