Best OF 2014


The Best of 2014 …..

Best Movies – Only counting the ones I have seen
1. Gone Girl
2. Fury
3. Snowpiercer
4. Noah
5. Interstellar
6. Rise of the planet of the ape
7. X-men Days of future past
8. Godzilla
9. Nymphomaniac-Vol 1 and Vol2
10. The Grand Budapest hotel
Honorable mention- 22 Jump Street, Maleficent, Guardians of the galaxy, Monuments men,
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Best Actor: Ben Affleck- Gone Girl
Best Actress: Rosamund Pike-Gone Girl
Best Supporting Actor: Logan Lerman- Fury
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Best Supporting Actress: Emma Watson – Noah
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Worst movies
1. Interior Leather bar
2. Robocop
3. 3 Days to kill
4. The Rover
5. Pompeii

Best TV
1. Game of Thrones
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Once again this is the best made show on TV and this year it jumped up three spots to take the number one spot on my list. This season was simply amazing; I was dying after every single episode the story telling along with superb acting, effects, production…ETC… Everything on this show is perfection
Best Episode: The Lion and the Rose
2. Survivor
After all these years I still love this show sooooo much … these seasons were not the best but its still one of my favorite shows.
Best Episode: Straw that broke the camel’s back.
3. How to Get away with Murder
This is the best new show of the fall HANDS DOWN…. Brilliant show. It’s better than Scandal and its way more exciting that the Walking dead. Viola Davis is amazing, if you have not seen this show please start watching.
Best episode: Kill me, Kill me, Kill me
4. Bobs Burgers
Funniest show on tv right now, amazing characters brilliant writing.
Best episode: Dawn of the Peck
5. Modern Family
Even though it has been on five years it’s still one of the best comedies on TV.
Best episode: The Long Honeymoon
6. Parks and Recreation
Sadly this will be the last year of Parks and Rec and it will be really sad to see this awesome show go.
Best Episode: Galentines Day
7. House of Cards
Amazing SHOW…
Best Episode: Chapter 26
8. The Leftovers
This show started slow and took a while to get into but the payoff way huge probably my single favorite ten minutes of tv all year are when they show the disappearances.
Best Episode: The Garveys at their best
9. Gotham
Such a great idea and a great way to make a show about such an iconic story in a new and exciting way.
Best Episode: The Balloonman
10. Veep
HYSTERICAL AS ALWAYS
Best Episode: Crate
11. Girls
Best Episode: Beach House
12. Grimm
Best episode: Octopus Head
13. Project Runway
Best Episode: The Rainway
14. American Horror Story :FreakShow
Best Episode Edward Mordrake part 2
15. The Strain
Best Episode: Night Zero
16. The Amazing race
Best Episode: The Gladiators are here!
17. Master Chef
Best Episode: The Finale
18. Orphan Black
Best Episode: Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est
19. Scandal
Best Episode: Like Father, Like Daughter
20. Orange is the new Black
Best Episode: We have Manner We’re polite.
Honorable Mention
New Girl, Downton Abby, Walking Dead , Stalker , Tyrant, True Detective, Stalker , Hannibal ( have not finished it yet so I couldn’t put it on the lis)

Ten Best moments in TV (SPOILERS)- No particular order
1. Disappearances in the Leftovers
2. King Jofferys demise in Game of thrones
3. Turkey Run in Bobs Burgers
4. Who killed Sam in How to get away with Murder
5. Shoshanas drunken outburst in Girls
6. Zoe Barnes Demise on House of Cards
7. The Seven Wonders on American Horror Story
8. Selina becoming President in VEEP
9. Rick eating a man on The Walking dead
10. Miss Rosa’s last big break in Orange is the new black

Ten Best Characters – In no particular order
1. Sleina Meyers in Veep
2. Tina Belchor in Bob Burgers
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3. Lily Tucker Pritchet in Modern Family
4. Bethany in the Amazing Race
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5. Claire in House of Cards
6. Leslie Knope in Parks and Rec
7. Linda Belchor in Bobs Burgers
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8. Analise Keating in How to get away with murder
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9. Sansa Stark in Game of Thrones

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10. Fish Mooney in Gotham
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Special honor goes to – Elsa, Ethel and Desiree in American Horror Story (Basically anything with Jessica Lange , Kathy Bates and Angela Basset.)

Best Books ( I have read this year) In no particular order
1. Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
2. Game of thrones by George R.R. Martin
3. The walking Dead comics
4. Dr Sleep by Stephen King
5. Carrie by Stephen King
6. The 6th Extinction by James Rollins
7. Diary of Anne Frank by Anne Drank
8. The Fault in our Stars by John Green
9. Zoo by James Patterson
10. Suffer the Children

Top Ten movies of 2013


Its been a great year for movies and I have seen alot of great ones, Here are my current Top Ten. (Subject to change as I see more movies)

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10: The Heat -have not laughed this much in years a prefect movie in every way. absolutely love Melissa McCarthy.

Best Scene – Parking the car.

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9: The Great Gatsby- what a beautiful adaptation of one of my favorite books.with the best soundtrack of the year

Best Scene- Daisy and Jay have tea

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8: Cutie and The Boxer – beautiful Documentary about a couple whose whole live shave been devoted to each other and their art.

Best Scene was watching him make his boxing paintings

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7:The Hunger Games: Catching Fire- this was just simply awesome and it was one of the most enjoyable films this year

Best Scene – elevator with Joanna

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6: The Conjuring- this was a huge surprise for me a well made horror movie that was actually scary without being soaked in blood.

Best Scene – Hide and seek game

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5: American Hustle- Great cast .. super enjoyable film about a con couple and the crazy people in their lives.

Best Scene- Magic oven fire

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4: World War Z- amazing action film that was smart and unique mixing boht zombie movies and intelligent thrillers.

Best Scene – Airplane

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3: 12 years a Slave – Beautiful. Sad. Powerful. emotionaly.

Best Scene – Patseys breakdown

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2: Captain Phillips- Tom Hanks and newcomer Barkhad Abidi are amazing in this tale a of pirates taking over a ship.

Best Scene – the end

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1: Gravity – Nothing can top this movie for me this year. i was simply gorgeous and beautiful. I simply fell in love with everything.

Best Scene – her conversation with the Russian

Other great Films
Identity Their
Mud
August Osage county
The Bling Ring
Prisoners
Insidious chapter 2
Disconnect
Man of Steel
Rush
Blue Jasmine
The Wolf of wall Street
Oblivion
Elysium
The Square

Still need to see
All is lost
Blue is the warmest color
Dallas buyers club
Her
Philomena
The Grandmaster
Nebraska
Iron Man 3
Svaing Mr Banks
Frozen
Lone Solider

Top ten 2013


Top ten shows of 2013

It’s been a great year for television and I have enjoyed many hours of TV. Here is my list of my favorites form the year. Let me know what you think
1. Survivor
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For the past 13 years this has been my favorite show and once again it proves to be another amazing year. First we had another Fans Vs Favorites season which was super fun an enjoyable then they introduced the wonderful twist of Blood vs. water where returning players play side by side with their loved ones, Two great seasons from this amazing show.
Stand out episode: “Out On a Limb”
2. Bob Burgers
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I have only discovered this show recently and I simply feel in love. The Belchers are an amazing, quirky, funny little family who own a burger joint. In my opinion this is hands down the funniest show of the year.
Stand out episode: “A River Runs Through Bob”
3. Game of Thrones
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Three letters is all you need to describe one of the biggest and most shocking moments in television history…… WTF… this show keep getting better and better this season upped the ante with bears, Dragons , Creepy invisible men and lots and lots of killing.
Stand out episode: The Rains of Castamere”
4. Scandal
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This show is a killer, I was hesitant to start watching it but now I have completed two and half seasons in a week and a half. I am in love and I can’t stop Shondra Rhimes is a genius.
Stand out Episode: “Mrs. Smith Goes to Washington”

5. Parks and Recreation
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I only got into watching this show this year and have fallen in love with this quirky comedy and the cast of socially awkward parks and rec employees.
Stand out Episode: London
6. Veep
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THIS SHOW IS BRILLIANT. Prefect cast, writing… EVERYTHING . I cnat get over how much I love this show.
Stand out Episode: “Running”
7. Girls
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Girls had a particularly dark season. But that being said it was great. Lena Dunham is an amazing talent and I am glad to watch anything she is attached to.
Stand out Episode: “On All Fours”
8. The Walking Dead
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This show is great, between killing our favorite characters, infecting the entire world and sword stabbing a whole hell of a lot of people. This show Is so great,
Stand out episode: “Too Far Gone”
9. American Horror Story :Coven
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American Horror story is one of the most enjoyable hours on TV each week, it continually changes and doesn’t hold back on anything. Season three proves to be the best with a story of a witch’s coven and Voodoo clan that lives in town.
Stand out Episode: Burn, Witch, Burn!
10. Hannibal
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Best new Drama of the year, his show brings us Hannibal lector in a completely new way. The entire show is very eerie and creepy while weaving multiple story lines though Hannibal’s creepy life.
Stand out Episode: “Œuf”

Top ten favorite characters of 2013 (in no particular order)

1. Vice president Selina Meyers- Veep
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2. Tina Belcher – Bobs Burgers
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3. Abby Whelan –Scandal
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4. Winston and his Cat -New Girl
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5. Cersei Lannister- Game of Thrones
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6. Shoshanna –Girls
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7. Lilly Tucker Pritchett- Modern Family
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8. Beverly Goldberg-the Goldbergs
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9. Fiona Gallagher -Shamless
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10. Monroe –Grimm
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Online Dating …


Online dating ….
Once I decided to come out I wanted to meet people and one of the only ways to meet men in Juneau is to simply look online. Well I was nervous talking to people because there are a lot of fears about talking to people you have never met. I mean I have seen catfish and that shit was scary.
List of things to fear from online dating
1. Murderer
2. Rapist
3. Kidnapper
4. Drug dealer
5. Runs a ring of dog fights
6. Worships the special god My-pok
7. Ugly
8. Not real
9. Ugly
10. Ugly

I really didn’t want to run into any of this

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Don’t get me wrong I was well aware I was not going to be running into this
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Because lets be honest no one is as hot a David Beckham.

I had been speaking to a guy and he had sent me a picture and he looked normal. He was talking like a normal person, I didn’t sense any pedophile tendencies I didn’t hear any creepy murderous undertones. I felt like this guy might be a good guy. So I decided to meet up with him for a drink.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ANXIOUS… I was sweating and having slight heart palpations. I was just getting over a cold and was till hacking a bit every now and then.
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I almost ran.. I almost bolted right from the bar.
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But I didn’t and slightly sweaty holding in nervous gas and wearing a shartigan I met Scott for the 1st time …. Could not have been happier, I met a wonderful, nice, kind and not creepy man who also happened to be very good looking. We have almost been together a year and I have never been happier … Love you baby.
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James Bond:The Man with The Golden Gun


#2 on the James bond list is The Man with The Golden Gun Staring Roger Moore as James Bond, Christopher Lee as Francisco Scaramanga, Britt Ekland as Mary Goodnight, Maud Adams as Andrea Anders and Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack.

The ninth outing for Mr James Bond , has him battling Mr. Scaramanga, a creepy assassin who kills people with a golden bullet.side note Mr. Scaramanga also has a third nipple 😉

This movie is more camp and fun than any of the prior films , Roger Moore always has a bit more fun as bond than Sean ever did. I end up liking them just as much but for different reasons. The Man with the Golden Gun is fun and am enjoyably film four Stars

Best Moements
– Mr.Scaramangas Hideout
– Nick Nack
– Mary Goodnight and Andrea Anders are HOTT HOTT

Worst
-The Third Nipple
– Bonds attack on Andrea Anders
– J.W. Pepper

James Bond: Goldfinger


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In preperation for Skyfall i will be rewatching all the prior James Bond films. First on the list is Goldfinger, Staring Sean Connery as James Bond, Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore, Shirley Eaton as Jill Msterson, Harold Sakata as Oddjob And Gert Forbe as Auric Goldfinger. 

This is the third bond film (1964) and its considered to be the best . Its cetinally on the list of the top five for me. 

Best Moments (Spoilers)

– Jill Mastersons dead body covered in gold in one of the most iconic images of film history 

– Oddjobs deadly bowler 

– Goldfingers Laser ” Do you expect me to talk , why no Mr bond I expect you to die”

– Anyone named Pussy Galore 

 

Worst moment 

– Auric Goldfingers death, it was dumb and silly 

 

Gold finger is one of my favorites, its fun got lost of action and some of the best characters .

 

 

Five Stars for Goldfinger