Spanish 101

First Class of school, WOOT WOOT
Spanish 101
Today I have Spanish for the first time, now I have had Spanish in high School but as I am sure everyone does I did not pay attention; When in Venezuela Last Year I half assed it all week, I barely got by on all my pantomimes. The only Word I need to know “Banyo” – Bathroom (on account of my itty bitty bladder). Mother is taking this class as well with me so we are both scared and excited about our new class. We decide to leave early early so we can make sure we get the correct book and find the room with ample time to take a rest after climbing all the freaking stairs. We get our Spanish books and go visit some friends while we blow some time, ohhh it close to time so we go to the room and wait outside it, not wanting to be the first two in the classroom. Five minutes till class people start milling in; we pretend we just got there and go in a get a good seat right up front (we both want to look like we are going to be the best two students this class has ever SEEN).

This is it: we are here, finally we are going to start our first Class of the Semester, wow it’s exciting. The Teacher comes in and starts right away rattling in Spanish, ohh well guess we have to figure out what she is saying no bother this is what it’s all about: learning. Five questions are put on the board getting to know you stuff , well we say our questions incorrectly and think oww well next we should write them down so we can practice them at home . The teacher then passes out the Syllabus and to our surprise the front of it Says Spanish 102. HOLY SHIT I look up and see on the board in big black letter Spanish 101 meeting in next room. OMG how could we have done this how can we be in the wrong class. We are in the harder class this I would be why we don’t understand anything. what have we done, we decide to play it cool and don’t let anyone know , we can Half ass our way through one class and then disappear no one will be the wiser.

All of a sudden the Teacher calls on Mother to change a tense on a verb, Mother give the teacher he patented dear in headlights look and then mumbles some answer. Mother gets close enough , the teacher moves on but we think she might be on to us now. This is horrible we are stuck in class we don’t know anything and we are missing the class we should have been. The teacher makes her way around the room again and gives us a look like we are in trouble. By now everyone at our table is laughing their butts off cause they know we are not supposed to be there. Everyone gets up to write some stuff on the board and Mother finally tells the teacher we are in the wrong class, WHEW. Class finishes and we run out of their as fast as possible, hoping no one says anything.

What a great First day of school Maybe Tomorrow we can go to the correct class.


Inglorious Bastards

Lt. Aldo Raine: You see, we’re in the business of killin’ Nazis, and boy, business is boomin’.

Inglorious Bastards

Quentin Tarantinos Newest Film is Inglorious Bastards Staring Brad Pitt , Diane Kruger , Eli Roth, B.J Novak, Daniel Brühl with Mélanie Laurent and Christoph Waltz. This film is a fictional take on World War Two, in a Nazi occupied France. Brad Pitt leads an American team of men Called the Inglorious Bastards they are secretly dropped into France and proceed to slaughter and torture Nazis.

Here is Brads Speech to the Bastards

Lt. Aldo Raine: My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y’all might of heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doing one thing and one thing only… killing Nazis. Members of nationalist socialist party conquered Europe through murder, torture, intimation, and terror. And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do to them. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half Sicily and then jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die. We will be cruel to the Germans and through our cruelty they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, disfigured bodies their brothers we leave behind us and the Germans will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, at our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Germans will be sickened by us, the Germans will talk about us and the Germans will fear us. And when the Germans close their eyes at night and their subconscious tortures them for the evil they’ve done, it will be with thoughts of us that it tortures them with. Sound good?

The Basterds: YES, SIR!

Lt. Aldo Raine: That’s what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning to all would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on a debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin’.

The Bastards don’t have the most screen time or lines but they make a very big impact, they are ruthless and cunning. they have no desire in life but to see the Nazis punished for the crimes they have committed.
Their Trademark is to let the surviving Nazis go but with a present A Swastika Carved into their forehead .

This Film is sad , funny , Gross and AMAZING . Quentin has made one of his best films , this movies mixes history and Fiction to make one of the best films of the year. the Best part of the film are the performances by Mélanie Laurent and Christoph Waltz. Christoph plays the Nazi Nicknamed ” The Jew Hunter ” he plays his part to perfection making him one of the creepiest villains to ever grace the screen . Christoph Waltz is most assuredly on his way to an Oscar nomination.

Lt. Aldo Raine: So you’re “The Jew Hunter.”
Col. Hans Landa: [giddy] That’s a bingo!
[Lt. Aldo and PFC. Utivich stare at him in confusion]
Col. Hans Landa: Is that the way you say it: “That’s a bingo?”
Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say “Bingo.”

Mélanie Laurent plays Shosanna a Jewish woman who owns a theater where the Nazis want to have a Movie Premiere. I have never seen her in any other Films but she is remarkable in this she has such a difficult role she is AWESOME.

Marcel: What are we talking about?
Shosanna Dreyfus: Filling the cinema with Nazis and burning it to the ground.
Marcel: I’m not talking about that. You’re talking about that.

Inglorious Bastards is an Amazing Film and Gets Five Out of Five Stars .

Go See IT